This video of a squirrel water skiing with a tiny squirrel-sized life jacket is pure gold. I wonder if the squirrel signed up for water skiing lessons or just decided to wing it. Once I tried to teach my goldfish to fetch, needless to say, it didn't go as planned. In Japan, it is considered disrespectful to leave chopsticks standing upright in a bowl of rice because it resembles the ritual of offering food to the dead.